UP NEXT, LIONEL RICHIE, DANCING ON THE CEILING

The Internet comes in handy for getting the word out about your product, but some may have overestimated its capabilities. Case in point: The good folks at SalsaCrazy are about to launch their site where you can learn to dance the Salsa online. Call us jaded, but we always thought it was more helpful to learn to dance with, like, a partner instead of a monitor. But they must be doing something right, as they allege at SalsaBootCamp.com that their initial class is sold out, but if you leave your name and e-mail, they’ll contact you when they re-open registration. (And they PROMISE not to use your contact info for anything else. Right.) We’d join in, but we keep getting an image of ourselves looking like Napoleon Dynamite working out to that dance video he got in the Thrift Shop. Gosh!