(And no, we couldn’t resist the pun. We have no self-restraint whatsoever) OnlineShoes.com has come up with a rather unique proposition to boost sales and draw in new customers. The online shoe store has rolled out “Shoephoria” (gotta love the name), a shoe-of-the-month club. Generous gift-givers are invited to sign up a lucky recipient, who will receive a new pair of shoes monthly for a year. “Shoephoria lets men and women tap into their true passion for shoes. People don't buy shoes just for the sake of practicality.(Ed. Oh, Reeeeeally?) Shoes are a form of personal expression," said a company rep. But be forewarned, such expression ain’t cheap. A “monthly fix,” (Their words, not ours) goes for a rather steep upfront payment of $1,000. Less frequent (and less expensive) offerings are also available at the site. And on a personal note, to the spouse: Sorry, no. You have enough shoes.