Just when you thought you’d seen it all (See yesterday’s Short Takes about the car that parks itself), along comes someone to raise the bar. Case in point today comes from faithful reader Maria P., who directs us to the “Electronic Home Improvement & Automation Superstore SmartHome,” a Web site devoted to gadgets. Today they’re featuring a “TV Messenger With Remote” which is touted as follows: “Caller ID Info Shows Up Automatically On the Top of Your TV Screen When the Phone Rings!” Because, really, who wants to reach WAAAAY over there for the phone when Deal or No Deal is on? See it for yourself HERE. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: Ya can’t make this stuff up.