BECAUSE YOU CAN’T BE TOO WIRED

A new coffee company out of San Francisco is turning caffeine marketing on its head by warning that its product is not for everyone. Going by the dubious name of Meth Coffee, the company is run by a “self-styled anarchist, caffeine addict and conspiracy theorist known only as ‘The Roaster.’” In a pitch on his Home Page, The Roaster warns that “Meth Coffee is a volatitherapeutic beverage, is formulated after chemical confetti and wakes zombies, f***s with perfectionists, straightens drunks, rattles teetotalers, revs vandals in search of impetus, brightens house chores and cuts boredom like a G**D*** razor.” (Hmmmm. Perhaps SOMEONE should cut back on sampling his own wares.) We also note that for an anarchist, he has some decidedly capitalist leanings. The stuff goes for $12 for a 10 oz. bag. Get yourself up to speed (Heh) at Meth Coffee.com.