WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS, ANSWER

With the Super Bowl looming, the folks at Scott toilet tissue are pushing their product as being less likely to clog your potty. That’s apparently a concern the day of the big game, when fans wait until halftime to use the facilities, with an ensuing toilet clog a big possibility, Scott claims, but using its paper products lessens the chances. And just how do they know? “Some toilet tissues dissolve quickly and flush easily, and others can create clogs. By testing how well different types of toilet paper dissolve and move through plumbing systems, clinic scientists determined that Scott Tissue breaks up four times faster than the leading brand, to help prevent clogs and other flushing nightmares,” they said in a release. Remember those poor scientists who had to watch THAT bounce through the pipes, the next time you think you have a cra lousy job. Full details for the stout of heart are at Scott Clog Clinic.com.

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[Jordan]

Didn't they do this last year around Super Bowl time? I seem to vaguely remember former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka appearing on the Tonight Show in a Scott's shirt.