HERE’S A THOUGHT: DON’T LINGER THERE

We do indeed get some strange product pitches here at The Daily Insider, but this one is in a class by itself. (And with thanks to regular reader Tiffany C., who forwarded it.) We’ll let the folks at Cushy Comfort.com speak for themselves: “Households the world over use their bathroom fixture each day out of necessity even though by its mere design it is uncomfortable. The Cushy Comfort Toilet Seat Comforter introduces not only visual pleasure to any bathroom, but relieves back strain by providing lower lumbar support, eliminating the need to rest elbows on knees or thighs.” Our opinion? If you’re sitting there so long your back hurts, you might wanna add some roughage to your diet. And that’s all the time we care to spend on this. (And for those of you who can’t get enough, there’s a picture on the Web site.)