WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

We always thought one of the benefits of having a dog was a good reason to take a walk every day. Silly us. An online company called Just Pet Strollers.com is selling you-know-what, because apparently America’s pets are…what? Getting too much exercise and need to cut back? The company offers a number of options in its product, depending on your pet’s size and weight. (Which, let’s face it, if you need the large-size stroller, maybe that’s the problem right there. Duh.) They also urge buyers to consider “whether the cat or dog will prefer a stroller with a privacy parlor [italics added], and how the human and pet will use the stroller.” We hate to state the obvious (As if.), but, barring medical complications, if your dog needs a stroller, maybe you need to buy a long leash and a good pair of walking shoes.