If you can read that title (above) clearly, you should sign up for the newest promotion from LG Mobile Phones. It’s the “first organized text messaging competition, the LG National Texting Championship.” (And we now pause for a sec and mutter, “Get a job, you slacker…) The idea is to find the fastest texters on both the East and West Coasts, and then have a shootout in a winner-take-all competition. “Contestants will have the chance to test their texting capabilities based on speed and accuracy. They will be competing against each other in front of a crowd of supporters, battling it out on their enV by LG QWERTY keypad mobile device for money, fame and the LG National Texting Championship crown.” Yeah, scoff all you want; the winners gets a cool $25,000. Dunno when they’d ever have the opportunity to wear that “crown,” though. Details are at Life With LG.com.