IT'S NOT A PARTY UNLESS THERE'S BEER HERE.

The American Can Council, the lobbying and support group behind those cylindrical aluminum containers that hold your favorite adult beverage (aka, “beer cans”) wants everyone to know that canned beer is an important part of a successful Major League Baseball opening day celebration. (Hey, we said it was “No Duh.”) So the ACC has put up a Web site celebrating cans, baseball’s opening day, and the myriad excuses American workers use to cut work to attend opening-day games. Yeah, we realize it’s a stretch, but we also appreciate the thought that someone put into this just to promote the humble can. See it for yourself at The Can Fan.com. Bottoms up!