THINGS WE WISH WE DIDN’T KNOW

Every once in a while we get a pitch that makes us go, “Wha??” Got one today from a company that markets to the Adult Baby and Diaper Lover communities, also known as ABDLs. Bambino Diapers.com is touting its new Bambino Diaper thusly: “Often misunderstood and stigmatized by people everywhere, the adult baby and diaper lover communities are comprised of adults who enjoy the comforting feel of wearing adult diapers and other incontinence care products during the course of their daily lives.” Hey, far be it from us to pass judgment on others (Yeah, right.), but now we’re afraid we’re going to be giving second looks to any passerby who seems to be wearing “puffy pants.” Like we’re not distracted enough…