You’ve got to hand it to Westchester, N.Y., divorcee Jill Testa. After her 20-year marriage ended, she hammered her wedding band into a pancake, but then didn’t know what to do with it. So she and her brother invented the Wedding Ring Coffin, which they’re now marketing online at the eponymous Web site. It’s exactly what it sounds like; a miniature coffin to place a wedding ring that’s no longer worn. And for $29.95 plus shipping, you can also get an engraved plaque to go with it, with an option of sayings including, “Six feet isn’t deep enough!” Oooh, bitter much?