UPDATE FROM THE 'STATING THE OBVIOUS' DEPT.:

Here at The Daily Insider, we like surveys. They provide a glimpse into a world we might not otherwise explore while giving a little exposure to the manufacturer behind it, but one such report that came in today gave itself away in the headline. It read: “Americans Seeking Greater Sexual Satisfaction.” (Oh, really? Who saw that coming? No pun intended.) But it wasn’t all flaccid news. The survey from condom-maker Durex notes that Americans “do the do” about 114 times a year, well above the world average of 103. (Yay, us!) They also found “Americans (48%) are more sexually satisfied than Australians (42%), Europeans (40%) and people in Asia Pacific countries who are the least satisfied (35%).” We feel like saying “Neener-neener,” but that might seem a tad immature, and throw off the whole survey, so we’ll pass. You can see all the impressive numbers (Size counts!) at Durex Sexual Wellbeing.com . And that concludes our attempt at double-entendres for today.