On a more serious note, faith-based company In-Souls has let us know they’re pushing a new line of socks for those who like to claim their beliefs in a more subtle manner. The company is offering Faith Heels socks, “designed to be a testimony of faith for those who wear them, give them as gifts, or even for those who just happen to be looking down and are blessed by the faith words being witnessed.” The words are imprinted on the sock just above the heel (Hence, the company name), and feature such affirming thoughts as Victory, Mercy, Hope, Grace, Faith and more. “There are 18 different Faith Heels faith word/messages offered in black and in white. What's even more fun,” says In-Souls in a statement, “is that these socks can be mixed and matched for a full-faith witnessing message.” Whoa. Calm down there, pilgrim. The complete line is available HERE.