WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT?

Think you’re a romantic? In an effort to tout its new personal lubricant, DreamBrands is sponsoring a National Romance Contest. Full details are at a special “Intimate Moments Contest” Web site, with a trip to Vegas and a basket full ‘o lube as the four top prizes. YaddaYaddaYadda. But DreamBrands is also hoping to get some ink about its new product, Carrageenan, “a natural personal lubricant from the sea that enhances intimacy and sexual pleasure.” And in doing our due diligence, we checked their Web site at Dream Brands.net. Uhhh, far be it from us to construe anything (Yeah. As if.) but take a look at the product bottle. What’s that look like under the cap? Talk about truth in packaging! Ew.