"YOU WILL BUYYYYY THIS BOOK!"

Striking out in the love department? An advocate of hypnosis thinks you should try his Web site that offers, among other things, spells for use on the object of your desire when all else fails. The site is called The Love Stroke.com (Oy vey) and offers this subtle advice: “One answer to the problem of a reluctant lover might be to hypnotize her, convince her that ‘she wants you, she needs you, she loves you’, then sit back and reap the rewards.” (Yeah, good advice there, Kreskin.) They also justify using such methods thusly: "This is exactly what happens every day in messages from advertisers, salespeople and marketers of all types. It is just as ethical as someone of either sex wearing attractive clothing, makeup, hair coloring or fragrances to attract and seduce the people they desire.” (Uhhh, no, it’s not.) How soon do you think it’ll be before we see these folks on a hidden camera on NBC’s Dateline? Sheesh.