We keep getting pitches for death-related products, and we continue to be amazed at how good marketers are at identifying ever-newer niches within this arena. Today’s offering comes courtesy of LifeSong Urns.com, which is selling wind chimes designed to hold a cremated loved one’s ashes. (We now pause for JUST a moment to contemplate how ANYONE could have thought this up. The mind boggles.) The idea is simple, really; Buy the wind chime, dump the ashes in there, seal it up and hang it somewhere. Every time you hear the chimes sounding, you think of the dead person within. Brrrrrr! But you have to have REALLY liked them; The thing goes for $295 plus shipping. Back on the shelf, Nana.