Patriotic Americans realize that next Wednesday is the 4th of July, an important holiday for everyone, but especially those who get the day off. But next week also marks the third anniversary of plastic surgeon Dr. Ricardo Rodriguez observing “All Buttocks Procedures Without a Single Touch-Up or Re-do” day. (Yeah, seriously, that’s the release he issued.) While we understand that every business needs to keep their name out there, we sympathize with the good Doc. What else is he gonna do: take out an ad with “before” and “after” pictures of his famed “Brazilian Butt-Lift” procedure? Hardly. They’re all over his Web site at CosmeticSurg.net, and believe us, they ain’t pretty. See for yourself, but they’re not entirely Safe for Work. Ooofah!