'HEY, D.E.A.: NEENER, NEENER!'

Most energy drinks come in a can these days, packed full of caffeine, taurine and other speedy substances. But the folks behind “Blow” have thrown all caution to the wind and are pushing their product in the most blatant way possible. The stuff, in white powder form (and containing 240 grams of caffeine and 2,000 grams of Taurine. Yow!), comes in resealable glass vials. You’re supposed to dump the contents into any 16 oz. beverage and drink it. Subtle, no? Even more in your face is their Web site at I Love Blow.com, complete with scantily-clad babes on the homepage, although we can’t discern exactly why they’re there. They also offer branded “I Love Blow” T-shirts, tank-tops and thongs (But of course!) for sale. You should buy some Blow now, because it’s only a matter of time before the Feds get in a twist and shut them down. Then you’ll own a collector’s item! (But, on the downside, the government will also have your address as a customer. Your call.)

Comments

[Kia Sycora]

I've had this BLOW stuff and it rocks! It's an energy drink mix not an illegal drug! As far as th girls go...they're just plain hot and nice to look at... unless you don't like girls....