Got a dictionary lying around? Most folks do, and they rarely buy another one, unless it’s as a gift (Yeah, THANKS Mom!). So dictionary makers Merriam-Webster have put their stuff online, so word-seekers can get a fast answer and maybe look at a few ads touting their print product while visiting Merriam-Webster.com. Now they’ve raised the bar even further with the addition of the new Merriam-Webster Online Medical Dictionary. Hypochondriacs everywhere will rejoice (Yes, we’re glancing in YOUR direction, Muldoon.) as they can now confirm their own diagnoses instantly instead of waiting hours to see the doctor. Very smart marketing, indeed. Wait, what’s that rash??