Our good friends at Kohler Co., makers of kitchen and bath necessities, have outdone themselves this time. They’re marketing a high-end (no pun intended) toilet seat that has everything you never even knew you wanted in such a throne. With a built-in bidet-like feature, “….in addition to two cleansing wands providing warm aerated water, the C3 toilet seat also features a heated seat with three temperature settings; a warm-air fan for partial drying; a lighted bowl that eliminates the need to turn on a light at night; a deodorizer that minimizes unpleasant odors; a Quiet-Close seat/cover that prevents slamming; and Quick-Release hinges to easily remove the seat for cleaning.” If you can just get beyond the idea of sitting, buck nekkid, on something that’s electrified, near water, you’ll be fine. Treat yourself royally and check it out at Kohler.com. Click on the button that reads “Controls.” So many choices!