WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' ROOM SERVICE!

San Francisco’s Hotel Triton has taken the idea of “service” to a whole ‘nother level. The famed inn, known for providing suites designed by—and reminiscent of—celebrities like Jerry Garcia, Carlos Santana and Kathy Griffin (There, Griffin, we put you on the “A” list. Happy?), has now opened a suite dedicated to Ice Cream. The “Sweet Suite” sponsored by Haagen-Dazs features a waffle-textured bed throw, a color scheme of vanilla and caramel, chocolate- and vanilla-scented candles, and (SFX: Drumroll) a cooler filled with all the Haagen-Dazs you can eat, for FREE! It’s the first branded room for the hotel, but judging by the strong response, it won’t be the last. Someone please call us when they build the “Beer Room.”