WORST USE OF AN ANALOGY

By the time you read this, there’s no telling where socialite Paris Hilton will be: In the slammer again, in a police car, under house arrest or on the run. So wrought iron bed-maker Wrought Iron Haven.com decided to jump on this media bandwagon while they still can, issuing a press release about their product. But it was the headline itself that grabbed us and made us read the copy. To wit: “While Paris Hilton is Behind Bars, Wrought Iron Haven Begins to Offer Their Own Iron Bars in the Form of Wrought Iron Beds.” Man, that was so bad it was good.