Got a release from Perfect Pushup.com, which got us WAAAY more excited than was necessary. It was the opening line that started it all: “The Perfect Pushup puts a new spin on the stocking stuffer. The Perfect Pushup is the gift that keeps on giving, priced under $40.00. The Answer to ‘What to get my man’ this holiday.” So, what was the first thought that popped into your head after reading that? We thought “PushUp Bra,” which probably says more about our train of thought than we’d like. Turns out it’s a device to help you do better PushUps instead of just using your hands. Yeah, OK. We guess that’s nice too, but not at all what we were expecting. (Deep sigh.) Details for those less twisted than us are available Here.