MAKE YOUR CAR REALLY GREEN

While stopped at a red light on the drive in today, we looked around and noticed the car was missing something; but what? Yes, of course: a plant! Luckily, the unfortunately named Blitzo Enterprises notified us that its Grass on the Dash mobile planter is now available. It’s a small flowerpot attached to a gooseneck extension, which in turn is attached to a window-friendly suction cup. (What, you think we’re kidding? See it for yourself at Grass on the Dash.com.) And for just $19.95 (dirt and plant not included) you can turn your wheels into a rolling hot-house. Why you’d WANT to is another question.