MOVIN' ON UP

Moving, like anything else in life, can be as painful or as pain-free as your budget will allow. Now a New York moving company is addressing the latter by marketing its services to those for whom money is no object. Flat Rate Elite was created “in direct response to a growing demand for a more high-end alternative … a new luxury moving service serving the New York City metropolitan area.” The company not only will handle all your moving needs, but at the end also offers (For, presumably, a hefty extra fee) “Personal Organizer, Cleaning, Car Service, Unpacking and Setup, Locksmith, Electronics/IT Setup, Handyman, Carpentry” and more. Which sounds a heckuva lot better than the lazy brother-in-law and two surly teens we used last time. Where do we sign up?