TENK YOU VEDDY MUSH

Elvis fans will be observing the 30th anniversary of their hero’s passing next month, and one author thinks the icon still has much to teach us. Kristi Weldon has come out with a new book, Health and Happiness Elvis Style: Building a better planet through Elvisness, which purports to teach some life lessons using the King’s own “wisdom.” In her pitch Weldon says, “Incorporating one Elvis life-lesson per page, the book is a user's guide for anyone who wants to learn more about Elvis, model themselves after the King, or simply wants to live their life to the fullest.” Yeah, we’d like to model ourselves after Elvis. Wonder where we’d get one o’ them White Jumpsuits? All together now: “Ahma hunka hunka burnin’ love…”