No, not the kind on your face; we’re talking about the ones that invade your garden. Fortunately, the sharp marketers at IntroMarkStore.com are offering “Mole Pop’rs.” Which are what? They’re “pre-mixed pellets [that] are molded dry. Inserted into the ground, the ground moisture activates them, and they release odors that rodents hate.” A picture of the brown, tube-shaped devices Here gives us a pretty good idea what they’re made of. (Ew!) But even better is some of the other bizarre offerings at this online store we’d never heard of before. Such as? How about “UDS, an Umbrella Draining Solution” or “Snap Jack,” which “Cuts Pancakes into Perfect Bite-Sized Pieces.” Man, how’d we ever survive without this stuff?