We have to admit that “burial vaults” are not something we ordinarily think about, but a push from the Goria Corporation (Ed.: Odd name for folks who make ‘burial vaults’, doncha think?) gave us pause today. They’re touting such vaults (For the uninitiated, the casket goes in the vault), but theirs are made of plastic, not concrete. The cite the products’ durability and lighter weight, and have quite a Web site at Goria Corp.com, complete with pictures and testimonials. Maybe it’s the inherent creepiness that got to us, but those things remind us of Tupperware containers. And the “designer colors” pictured Here didn’t help matters any. Brrrr!