We can’t tell if it’s legit or not, but we got a lead on a site called BulletProof Baby.net, which allegedly sells bullet- and bomb-protection products for, well, babies. (With thanks to our friends at Fark.com, where we cadged it from) What caught our eye was the “Toddler Taser,” a small, $40 Taser gun, good for taking down creeps who bother moms when they’re out for a stroll. Our B.S. alarm went off though, because every product we looked at on their homepage was “Out of Stock.” Hmmmm. Still if it’s a fake site, it’s a really good one. And if it’s real, we want one of those mini-tasers. We’re at 770 Broadway in New York, guys. ZIP is 10003. Just, you know, in case.