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For those who have trouble sleeping—but are not troubled by claustrophobia—we present “The DreamHelmet.” Invented by a guy who had trouble sleeping away from his own bed, the DreamHelmet combines a pillow-like material wrapped around the ears (for silence) with a sleep mask over the eyes (for darkness). AND WAIT; THERE’S MORE! The Dreamhelmet also comes with inside pockets to hide valuables while you snooze, and for a limited time they’ll also include an “alarm-watch” you can stuff in one of those inside pockets, so you wake up at a designated time. (Ignore the ticking). Details are at Dream Helmet.com. It’s worth a visit just to see the goofy pictures; one of them looks—to these eyes—a tad “S & M”-y.

Comments

[Joe]

FYI

Pretty much right on, thanks, but it's 'Dreamhelmet' - not 'Dream Helmet'.
Also, when was the last time you had a watch that ticks? It's electronic, digital, LCD display - no ticking!