'WHY, THEY'RE LIKE PARTY FAVORS!'

Condomania, the company that bills itself as America’s First Condom Store, believes that you have to stay fresh to stay relevant. So the rubber emporium (Sorry. Couldn’t resist.) has now come out with a line of “Art Condoms,” colorfully illustrated by noted artists from the pop illustration and alternative comics worlds. “With designs by visual luminaries like Robert Williams, Coop, Peter Bagge, Trevor Brown, Peter Kuper, Ron English, Johnny Ryan, Winston Smith and the SubGenius Foundation, Art Condoms are fast becoming a worldwide sensation,” the company crowed in a release. (See ‘em for yourself at Condomania.com/art.) They also note that the novelties, while functional, are “highly collectible,” which is a wise marketing move. Sell something that people will never unwrap. Genius! (SFX: Evil, eerie “BWAHAHAHAhaha…” laugh.)