BECAUSE USING YOUR HANDS IS SO YESTERDAY...

Word out of Japan is that some engineers there have developed 'head gear that uses infrared sensors and a microcomputer to let people operate music players by clenching their teeth.' That would be for iPods, and it comes from the land where commuter rail lines actually hire people to push (and pack) the riders onto rush hour trains, so we guess it makes sense. The story from Agence France Presse was short on details such as where you can buy one, but we’re sure a massive marketing campaign is being developed even now. As if those annoying people with Bluetooths walking around talking out loud aren’t bothersome enough, now we have to watch folks grimace as they change songs? Sheesh.