HOOKED ON CONVENIENCE

Don't you just hate it when you sit down somewhere and you have to set your purse down on a dirty, filthy, vermin-infested floor? Yeah, us neither. (Who goes to places like that, anyway??) Well, a California outfit called Pretty Practical Productions LLC has a solution to that problem in a device they're marketing as the 'Prensus.' It’s a decorative hook that you set on a table’s edge, then hang your bag off the other end. No more bag on the floor! (And just ignore the fact that it's now dangling at knee-level and smacking you every time you move your leg. Don't be a whiner!) The handy-dandy device goes for a mere $9.99 (plus S&H) and can be seen at their Web site, PrensusPHD.com. Just to reiterate, it's a hook. By the way, we hate to be obvious, but we believe the word is spelled 'Princess.' We’re just sayin'. . .

Comments

[Kelvinator]

And you've made it easier on the poor purse snatcher's back. No more bending!

[Team Prensus]

FYI, Prensus is a latin root word that translates as to clutch or hold close--ergo the perfect name for this revolutionary accessory. First, I'd direct you to the hoards of stories about the millions of germs and bacteria women collect on their purses by sitting them on floors in clean, professional public establishments everyday. Furthermore, Prensus gives you scores of options for hanging your valuables from tables, chair seats, bathroom stalls and more. The only species likely to poke fun at the invention of the decade is a guy--am I right?

[Team Prensus]

FYI, Prensus is a latin root word that translates as to clutch or hold close--ergo the perfect name for this revolutionary accessory. First, I'd direct you to the hoards of stories about the millions of germs and bacteria women collect on their purses by sitting them on floors in clean, professional public establishments everyday. Furthermore, Prensus gives you scores of options for hanging your valuables from tables, chair seats, bathroom stalls and more. The only species likely to poke fun at the invention of the decade is a guy--am I right?

[Team Prensus]

FYI, Prensus is a latin root word that translates as to clutch or hold close--ergo the perfect name for this revolutionary accessory. First, I'd direct you to the hoards of stories about the millions of germs and bacteria women collect on their purses by sitting them on floors in clean, professional public establishments everyday. Furthermore, Prensus gives you scores of options for hanging your valuables from tables, chair seats, bathroom stalls and more. The only species likely to poke fun at the invention of the decade is a guy--am I right?