THE NOSE KNOWS

Forget about Viagra, titillating Web sites, or Tell Me You Love Me on HBO; if you want to spice up your love life, take a deep breath. That’s the suggestion of the folks who make the Scentuelle patch, which they call “A safe and natural libido enhancer that does not enter the bloodstream.” Instead, they say, “the clear, non-transdermal (nothing enters the bloodstream) patch has been impregnated (Ed.: Weird choice of word, we think) with a unique combination of aromas. Smelling the patch at frequent intervals throughout the day can enhance sexual feelings, fantasies and desire.” More details and testimonials are at Scentuelle Patch.com. And we especially like the video at the bottom of the “Buy Now” page. It’s a report from a user who raves about the product, and at the very end of the report notes that when using it, she didn’t have a boyfriend. Hmmm. What to do? What to do?