Man, sometimes these things just write themselves. To wit: “National pet products expert and New York socialite Charlotte Reed is proud to announce the launch of her 11-city ‘The Good Manners Tour.’ Charlotte will bestow her own celebrity panache to pet parents nationwide, ensuring that their dogs are just as envied as any A-List dog.” Oy. Reed is apparently undertaking the tour to flog her new book, The Miss Fido Manners Complete Book of Dog Etiquette (Yes, really), and a number of high-end sponsors are along for the ride. Complete details are at Miss Fido Manners.com. Or, you can do like we do and make that “Hssst!” noise that Dog Whisperer Cesar Milan makes. It works on our mutts; they think we’re crazy.