WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

We must admit, we don’t think all that much about “intimate shaving,” as the folks at Venereous Mountain Mist refer to it. But their eponymous product is meant to relieve any discomfort associated with a trim, uhhh, “down there.” Or, as the company founder noted in a release, “Those irritating little red bumps are just so unfriendly to look at.” (Whoa, WHOA! Too much information.) And then there was this endorsement they shared with us: “Venereous Mountain Mist is the one and only," Jenny, a 23 year old stock broker, [said]. "I have been shaving down there for as long as there was hair, but only since I have discovered this product can I now avoid that itchy feeling following a shave." (Visual: making a Squeamish Face now.). But best of all is this opening line taken directly from their Web site : “Welcome to the home of Newf Brand Bath, Body & Home Products...and Venereal Mountain Mist.” VENEREAL?! Paging Dr. Freud….

Comments

[Tiffany]

Hey there,

wow thanks for featuring us on your blog. And even more thanks for pointing out that MAJOR typo on the front page. Hmm, guess the programmers where having a bit too much fun and you know what they say about not spotting mistakes after you have been looking at it too long.

As for the bumps and itching, it's a problem... not everyone's but still a problem.

Sorry to ick you out so early in the week ;-)

Tiffany