WHY HANG WHEN YOU CAN TUCK?

Do you slobber on yourself when you eat? Yeah, us neither, but that apparently hasn’t stopped a Florida inventor from marketing the Napnik, available at Napnik.com. As far as we can tell from pictures on the site, it’s an 18-inch chain with an alligator clip on each end. The idea is you carry it with you to a restaurant, and then clip each end to a napkin draped across your chest, to catch spills. Nice idea, but at $12.95 each, plus $2.50 S&H, it seems a tad rich for our tastes. Especially when we found similar items at dental supply sites for a buck-forty each. Or, you could do like those guys on The Sopranos did, and tuck your napkin into your neck. Or just eat neater. We’re just sayin’…