Dunno why, but we also got THIS little treat in our inbox today: Noriko of Japan is pushing not a wig, but a “Hair Enhancer.” As best as we can discern, it’s a “hair cap” that’s to be used by people with a bit of hair loss they want to cover up (Which pretty well describes Your Faithful Correspondent; see pic under “Blog Spot” at Brandweek.com). The caps “…allow you the freedom to part your enhancer where you like it, and feel very soft to the scalp, if you are sensitive in that way” they say (Awww.) They also note these are NOT wigs, so “four pressure-sensitive wig clips are used to attach the enhancer to your existing hair. Important: This means you have to have some hair to attach the hair enhancer.” Rats, foiled again. See the contraption in all its glory at Wig Salon.com.