DON'T EAT WITH YOUR FINGERS

We don’t know too many folks who are paralyzed with fear over not knowing how to eat out properly, but celebrity chef Paul Dreher thinks there are enough of them out there to warrant an instructional video on just that issue. Dreher’s work, Table Manners and Table Etiquette, is being sold via Amazon.com, in an effort, as he puts it to” bring proper back.” (He’s allegedly been called the “Justin Timberlake of the Dining Room,” his release says. Ah. That explains it.) “You'd be surprised how many people lack the confidence to do business over a meal,” Dreher says. “Millions of dollars in deals don't happen because people avoid the business lunch for fear of using the wrong fork.” But it looks like they’re getting by so far without his help, anyway. As of today, his DVD was ranked 36,493 on Amazon. Pass the toothpicks!