MAYBE JUST DO YOUR JOB BETTER

Stuck on You is a company that makes whimsical stickers, luggage tags, clothing labels and more for easy identification of kids’ property. But in an effort to grab some market share this Halloween, they’re pushing an odd product: They call it the Stick With Me Identification Wristband. “Each wristband is blank and allows for parents to fill in the appropriate information such as a parent's name and a contact number,” they said in a release. “The Stick With Me Identification Wristbands are an essential safety item for children going trick-or-treating this Halloween. It will put parent's minds at ease when sending children out this Halloween.” Seriously, that’s all it would take to put your mind at ease when sending your kid out? Where do you live: Oz? Do the right thing; put a wristband on your kid, then escort them until safely home. This ain’t rocket science, Britney…