NOW THAT ALL THE PEOPLE ARE HEALTHY . . .

In a bid to retain some relevance and maybe make a buck or two as well, the American Red Cross has decided that it will now look after the health of America’s pets. The nonprofit group has put together a DVD titled Dog First Aid, which is pretty self-explanatory. “Dog First Aid has the most up-to-date and reliable information available to keep your dog healthier and better protected,” they said in a release. The DVD is available at RedCrossStore.org, or by clicking Here. But at $16.95, we hope there’s a section that explains to dogs the dangers of scraping their butt over the rug.