'OH. DID I WAKE YOU?'

We never call overseas, so possibly waking someone up isn’t a problem for us. But if you’re more worldly than that, Time Translator.com is pushing an interesting cellphone download. For $19.95, you can get software on your phone that tells you what time it is where you’re calling, so you don’t accidentally hear that groggy “’Allo?” (Yeah, that could put the halt to a potential business deal, couldn’t it? “Oh, did I wake you?” “No, I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.”) The software goes for $19.95. But realizing that not everyone wants this, they also direct interested parties to a site called WorldTimeZone.com, which shows you online a map for the current time for every zone in the world. Bonus: Go there and wait a few seconds. There’s a voice that calls out “Hell-oh-oh” that sounds just like PeeWee Herman.