We always assumed being on Donald Trump’s Marketing 101 show, The Apprentice, would lead to HUGE things. We may have to rethink that after the following popped up in our inbox: “Bradford Cohen, Formerly of the Apprentice, Announces the Opening of 1-800-Muffins.com.” Yeah, it’s a Web site where you can order muffins online. We think the idea is you send someone a dozen muffins as a gift, hence their tagline, “because muffins taste better than flowers.” But still, dude: Muffins? See for yourself if the idea has merit at 1-800-Muffins.com. As for us, we’ll still get ours at the local Dunky D’s. We have a coupon!