With Halloween fast approaching and Christmas not far behind, we assume these folks are sensing a marketing opportunity, but it made us a tad discombobulated. An online retailer called BlueLips.com has one of the weirder inventories we’ve seen lately; they seem obsessed with death and the Dark Side. Hey, whatever floats your boat, but they’re now pushing a DVD, called An Uncensored Look At The Embalming Process. (Wait, WHAT?!) Why anyone would wanna see that is beyond us, but we will admit to spending too much time scrolling around their site, looking at “coffin keychains,” “Disaster Videos,” and “Gothic T-Shirts and Skull-Caps.” Because nothing says “Happy Holidays!” like a “Death Rider T-Shirt.” Enter at your own risk.