WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE, ANYWAY?

We also got another notice from Canada today (And we’re amazed how these interconnected things always show up together), which indicates Canadian men need some dressing help. The pitch was from MonthlySocks.com, which “delivers a brand new pair of cushy dress socks every month by mail—just like a magazine subscription.” While trying to get our head around that, they also stated, “Most men have a sock drawer divided into socks they wear all the time, socks they wear when there's no other choice, and single socks waiting for their partners to re-appear from the dryer.” Really? And again, the headline pulled it all together for us: “New Service Saves Men from Embarrassing Holes in Their Socks.” Dude, it’s not that difficult; if you need socks, go buy some. They sell ‘em Everywhere.