Got a pitch from Sövage Dermatologic Laboratories who are pushing what they call their “Tummy Flattening Gel.” The stuff, in a 6 oz. tube, is supposed to do what its name implies. But a careful reading of the press release notes (with italicized caps added), “In simple terms, Sövage Tummy Flattening Gel makes your midsection, or anywhere else you apply it, LOOK flatter, trimmer and much more well defined.” And then there’s this: “Apply TFG to your waist or tummy and (with diet and exercise, of course) watch as they BEGIN TO APPEAR thinner, trimmer and tighter.” But there is one part that will definitely be thinner: Your wallet. The stuff goes for $119 a tube! Those who dare to dream can get full details at Sovage.com.