MORE THAN WE NEEDED TO KNOW

We can appreciate how some folks need to get all their information into a press release; journalists like us don’t have time to wade through ‘em all. But this one from online beauty supply store Hair off the Square.com (and we REALLY don’t want to know what that means) stopped us in our tracks. They’re marketing “30 new Dead Sea hair care, skin care, body wraps and saggy-skin-firming products,” they said in a release. As we’re mostly bald, we don’t care much for fancy shampoos. But then they added this item that they’re shilling as well: “We would also like to introduce our newest in shaving treatment that allows women and men to shave the bikini line and tender pubic hair areas without any harsh creams or gels that contain some of the chemicals that actually cause shave bumps.” Whoa, Who, WHOA! Too much info there, pal. But thanks for sharing . . . and for the visual.