SEEMS LIKE OVERKILL

New Yorkers know there’s nothing like pizzeria-style pizza, but we wonder how well that might translate to a home oven. Now a new company, Pizzeria Secrets.com is attempting to pull back the curtain with a DVD and e-book on how to make such a delicacy in your own kitchen. While we applaud their initiative, the e-book is 71 pages long, and the DVD runs a rather detailed one hour, 20 minutes. The package only costs $29.95, so it might be a worthwhile investment for serious pizza fanatics, but still, wouldn’t it be easier and quicker to call Domino’s? Maybe not. One happy user chirped in their press release, “You have saved us a ton of money (at least $100 a month) and solved a mystery that has been plaguing me for years!” Dude, $100 a month on PIZZA? Have some veggies once in a while.