According to a recent poll we have no intention of checking, some 17% of people who get tattoos regret doing so. That same poll also points out that “Republicans and people from the South have the highest incident of regret,” which we find utterly amusing. So, what to do? The good folks at Wrecking Balm are marketing the answer with their eponymous Tattoo Fade System. They claim it’s cheaper than a laser and works almost as well. Full details are at their Web site, but as best as we can determine, you have to apply the stuff daily and your regrettable Tat will fade over time. And we especially like this warning on their FAQ page: “It is not recommended for fading tattoos covering facial or genital areas of the body. See warnings before use.” Yeah. Shoulda thought of that before you had your groin inked.