THIS COULD BE TROUBLESOME

Not surprisingly, the day after Thanksgiving is “National Flossing Day” (Although, admittedly, we didn’t know that), and the good folks at the National Flossing Council have asked fast-feeder McDonald’s to give out individual packets of dental floss with its meals that day. “By offering floss, we hope McDonald's will set a new dental health standard for restaurants across the U.S.," Dr. Armand Lione, president of the NFC, said in a statement. There’s no word on whether McDonald’s will comply with the request, which is just as well. Do you wanna be sitting there while the guy next to you waxes his molars? Yeah, us neither. Also: The National Flossing Council?! Who knew?